One-Liners

Women will always ask you questions that have no correct answer, in an effort to make themselves seem more intelligent than you.

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Women love to shop as it is the only area of their lives where they feel like they're actually in control.

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Women think all beer is the same.

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Never give a women an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

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Woman have legs only so they won't leave tracks like snails.

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.

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