A womans schedule
1. Get up.
2. Piss.
3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea.
4. Piss.
5. Apply makeup. Piss first so you don't have to stop in the middle.
6. Drive to work. Piss at petrol station. Complain about dirty toilets. Go to a different petrol
station and piss there.
7. Get to work at Burger King. Piss. Wash hands.
8. Lunch. Slimfast. Piss.
9. Arrive home. Piss. Shower. Piss.
10. Promise sex to husband. Piss. Get up in the middle of sex and piss.