Reasons why beer is better than a woman

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine & dine a beer.
4. Your beer will sit patiently in the car and wait while you play football.
5. When your beer goes flat you can toss it out.
6. Beer labels come off without a fight.
7. Hangovers go away.
8. When you go to a bar, you always know you can pick up a beer.
9. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another one.
10. Beer is never late.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
13. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
14. A beer always goes down easy.
15. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. Beer is always wet.
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19. You can have a beer in public.
20. A beer doesn't care when you come.
21. A frigid beer is a good beer.
22. Beer doesn't demand equality.
23. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
24. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
25. After a few beers, you don't need to see a doctor.
26. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
27. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
28. A beer does not come with inlaws.
29. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice-box.
30. Beer doesn't complain about farting
31. You are never embarressed about the beer you bring to a party.
32. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you bought.
33. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
34. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
35. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
36. Beer is happy to ride in the boot of your car.
37. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.