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The 10 Commandments


1. Thy shalt Call.
2. Thy shalt not lie.
3. If thy lads' night out is going to be fun, thy shoult inviteth the girls.
4. Thy correct answer to "Do I look fat in this?" is never, ever "Yes." (forget rule #2 for a moment).
5. Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
6. None of your ex-girlfriends was ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
7. Her cooking is always excellent.
8. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end the conversation.
9. Remember Valentine's Day, and any other cheesy "anniversary" she so names.
10. Thy is always wrong.