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The best sexist jokes, for blokes on the net!
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Unfortunatley 'The Sexist Pig' has been suffering from a bad case of WEALS (Website editor's a lazy shit) and hasn't been updated for ages. The main reason being is the submissions have dwindled recentley.
Got a good sexist gag? Don't keep it to yourself, or the boys will call on you in the early hours of the morning.
Okay, that's enough from me. On with the show...
Dave - The Sexist Pig